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By Prof Lal Dena, Senior fellow (ICSSR), New Delhi.


(This is an extract of Prof Lal Dena’s forthcoming book Forthworld; indigenous Peoples Movement and India’s-North East Experience - Editor).

It  is on March 1, 1966 that the Mizo National Front under the leadership of (late) Laldenga declared the ‘Independence’ of Mizoram by suddenly storming the two military installations at Aizawl and Lunglei. There ensued a kind of undeclared ‘war’ between the Mizoram National Army (armed wing of MNF) and Indian security forces which lasted twenty years resulting in loss of many precious human lives . As it always happened in any insurgency, the innocent were the worst victims. Many young Mizo girls including women were raped sometimes in front of their husbands. Mizo villages and hamlets even in the remote hills were burnt down and regrouped (Karkhawm) in crowded centres along an arterial highway under the strict vigilance and control of Indian armed guards. This continued for 20 long years. In 1986, the so-called “Mizoram Peace Accord” was signed and Mizoram was granted statehood. The Mizos thus paid too heavy a price for a mere statehood; while the people of Meghalaya got the same status of state without shedding even a single drop of blood. What a difference!
The Hunter and Toofani jet fighters that bombarded Aizawl in 1966.
In course of the many encounters during the trouble, many unforgettable incidents occurred and this is understandable. But most unforgettable one is the use of jet fighters by India for bombing Aizawl, capital of Mizoram on March 5, thereby turning it into flame and ashes. Why did she bomb her own people? This harsh action inflicted an irreparable injury into the young minds of Mizo (Zo) people. So the day, March 5 is observed as a “Black Day” every year since 2008 by even demanding an apology from the government of India.

The immediate impact of this incident is the rebirth of new ideology – Zo nationalism. Zarzosanga, a young Mizo scholar, asserts “the bombing of Aizawl did not deter or detach the heart of Zo nationalism. Instead it makes Zo nationalism more evident and alive and outside the interest and understanding of Indian nationalism. The bombing actually othered the Mizos from India and Indians. The blunder made by the government of India with its decision to bomb Aizawl was an affirmation and acknowledgement of Mizo (Zo) nationalism”. (David Buhril; History remembered, March 05.2016 & middot). What is very significant in this quotation is the phrase ‘othered’. The process of ‘otheringness’ of Mizos from mainland Indian people, whether we like it or not, is the hard reality that inspires, according to Lalremruata, a progressive member of the Zo Reunification Organization (ZORO), to secure Zo nationalism which is already crossing the national boundaries. To quote David Buhril again, “For the Mizos, Aizawl is the heart of their identity and belonging. During the fight for Indian independence (from British rule) Mizos had been left on the periphery. The bombing of Aizawl to secure the Indian nation state further paralysed the Mizos from sharing in the notion of Indian nationalism. The excessive action simply helped to cement the feeling of otherness within the Mizos vis-a-vis the rest of India. Was that the only option available to the union government at the time? Whatever the answer, it was clearly the military and political weapon used to assert mainland India’s dominance over the Mizos”.(Ibid). As a matter of fact, it was the Zo Reunification Organization (ZORO) which carries on the flame of Zo nationalism encompassing all Zo inhabited areas in Bangladesh, Myanmar and India. 

The ZORO was founded at Chongchhim, Champhai, Mizoram on May 18-21, 1988 with the following declaration:
“Now with political consciousness gaining momentum,
And the spirit of nationalism quickening us
Come fuller realization of our human rights
And of our political prerogatives
We cannot but feel burdened
With the paramount importance of Zo reunification
For preservation and existence of Zo ethnic identity.
“Reasserting, therefore, our faith and confidence
In the code of comity of nations.
Though formed only in 1998, the ZORO used the so-called Chin-Lushai Conference  at Fort William, Calcutta on the 29 January, 1892 as the basis of its unification movement. The members of this conference were Charles Alfred Elliot, lt.governor of Bengal, J.O.Dormer, commander-in-chief of Madras, Alexander Mackenzie, chief commissioner of Burma, W.R.Ward, chief commioner of Assam, E.R.H.Collen, secretary to the government of India, military department, and James Browne, quartermaster-general in India. The desire for bringing the whole tract of country known as the Chin-Lushai Hills under one administrative unit was not a progressive step but solely motivated by colonial strategic interest. There was no concern for the welfare of Zo people whom the colonial officials called ‘savage.’ It is therefore not surprising that no Zo representative was there in the conference. Resolution 2 of the conference clearly proves that it was not prepared to implement this proposal immediately, saying “as matters now stand, the difficulties of communication, of supply, and of transport are very serious, and it will in any cases be necessary to suspend action until after the close of the present cold season’s operation in the Chin and Lushai Hills”. What is this ‘operation’? It is a military operation. It is therefore very clear that the whole motive and contain of the said conference’s resolution is misread and understood wrongly.

The first thing ZORO did was to send a memorandum to Shri V.P.Singh, prime minister of India on 12 December, 1991 to seek his support for implementation of the Chin-Lushai Conference resolution passed almost hundred years ago.  In July 29,1992, by way of congratulating Dr Shanker Dayal Sharma on his being the new president of India, the ZORO leaders implored his intervention for the reunification of the divided Zoland.

Being inspired by high-sounding and lofty political ideals, ZORO decided to celebrate the hundred year of January 29, 1892, the so-called historic day when Chin-Lushai Conference was convened at Fort William, Calcutta at Vanapa Hall, Aizawl on January 29, 1992. On this occasion, they sent another memorandum through the high commissioner of British in India alleging that it was the British colonial officials who were responsible for dividing Zoland in three different countries, namely, Bangladesh, Myanmar and India and it was the responsibility of the British government to bring them back under single administrative unit. How? Where? Even independent India cannot change even an inches of the existing domestic boundaries once confirmed by the British colonial authority before they left the Indian sub-continent. What to talk of the change of international boundary?  The high commissioner was so polite enough to acknowledge receipt of the said memorandum and replied that it would be placed before the British authority.

Again in 1994,  the Zoro leaders also wrote to the US president Bill Clinton by highlighting the resolution 2 of Atlantic Charter which says “those colonized countries or people should have the right to self-determination” and Zoland being one of the colonies of Great Britain, joined the Allied Powers during the Second World War (1939-1945) and came victorious. They therefore claimed that as per the Atlantic charter, the Zo people should get their right to self-determination. They thus implored the American president to take initiative in this matter.

In 1992, Boutros Ghali, UN Secretary General, declared that the UN would spare no pains to help liberate those nationalities which had been forced to merge with other nationalities against their will and those nationalities which had been divided against their will. To avail itself of this declaration, the Zo leadership sent another memorandum to Boutros Ghali on 1996 to help integrate the divided Zo countries.

Coming to the reality of the situation, ZORO did participate for the first time, in the international workshop and seminar on indigenous issues organized by the Indian Confederation of Indigenous and Tribal Peoples (ICITP) at New Delhi on November 28, 1998. With the support of other UN-based Indigenous Peoples’ Organization s (IPO), ZORO had a chance to present its grievances and problems at international forums under United Nations Working Group of Indigenous Peoples (UNWGIP). Since 2001, the ZORO representatives attended almost all the sessions of the UN’s Working Group on Indigenous Peoples UNWGIP) and UN Permanent Forum on Indigenous Issues (UNPFII) at Geneva and New York. All these delegates were led by Raphael Thangmawia, the life-time president who breathed his last while attending one of the last sessions of the UNPFII at Geneva last year.

In all those international forums, the ZORO leadership incessantly took up the issue of Zo reunification. It may be recalled here that the MNF fought for the ‘Mizoram independence’ for twenty years on the slogan of ‘Greater Mizoram’ covering the whole  of Northeast India but it eventually had to content only with a tiny chicken-breast like Mizoram (erstwhile Mizo district) leaving behind their kindred brethren in neighbouring states dry and sundry  History is made to repeat again here.  When no single word was expressed for integrating Mizos in 1986 which involved alteration of domestic boundaries, what to talk of breaking international boundaries affecting three different independent countries (Bangladesh, Myanmar and India) just to bring back the Zo people under a single administrative head? Assuming that it is possible, under which country should this unified Zoland be brought about or should it be a separate sovereign state? No one doubt the genuineness of Zo nationalism which is the ideological foundation of Zoro but  Zoro’s political goal lacks political realism and it will always remain a an EL Derado!. The emotional integration of Zo people only through ZOFEST is enough and not beyond this.


By Ramthienghlim Varte

Tukum 2016 sunghin Pathienni vawi 47 ei nei thei chauva. Pathienni programme a thang ngei ngei chi hieng - Palm Sunday, Easter Sunday, Father’ day, Mother’s day, Thalai day, Children’s day, Penticost day, Tlaithar lawm, Buthar lawm, CKTP Conference, Assembly le dang   dang Pathienni ni 15 vel hi a hluobit a. Chung kar laka chun hotu lien prgramme le mithi lei damin ei hei thul nawk hlak bawk leiin Sunday School programme ei lo duong lawkhai  duthusama ei hmang thei naw chang  a tam em em. Chuleiin, tuta Day pawimaw tak PAHAI NI hmang ding khawm hi a hlu em leiin kumkhat sunga Pathienni vawikhat kei heka ei hmang a ni ti hi hrea umzie le thiltum indik tak anga hmang tangkai dingin dit a um khawp el.

            Ms. Sanora Smart Dodd kum 16 mi a ni chauvin vangduoithlak takin a nu’n a thisan a, an ni hi unau 6 an nih. A pa Mr W. Jackson Smart lo sinthawmi (Farmer) kawppui dangkhawm zawng lovin hmangai taka a enkawl puitling vawng hi a ngaituo Nuhai ni ( Mother’s day) ei hmang hlak anga pahai chawimawina ni siema inser an phu hlie hlie’n a hriet a. Chuleiin apa piengchampha June Ni 5,1910 hi a pa hrietzingna ding Pahai Ni (Father’s Day) dinga puong dingin Knox Presbyterian Church Pastor (Dr) Conrad Bluhm le YMCA thuoituhai inhmupuiin thurawn a siem a. Insung, khawtlang le Kohrana PA hlutna hi chawimawi an phu hle a ni ti hi an ngaituo’n phuisui le zalen deuva hmang le inser dingin June thla Pathienni 19,1919 (Pathienni vawithumna) khan a hmasatakna dingin Father’s day chu an lo hmang tan tah a. Chu ni chun Pa ala damhai kuomah Rose par an inhlan a. PA nei tan aw hai ruok chuh Rose par var an inhlan vet hung a. Sungkuo, Kohran le khawtlanga pahai hlutna le an tangkaina thuhai hrilin ursun takin hmang a nih.

            Kum 1924-a Calvin Coolidge US president a hung ni khan Father’s day hi sawrkar hrietpui ngeia ram pumhuopa inser a nuom thu a hung puongsuok a, US Congress chun a pawmpui el thei naw leiin, kum 1926 khan New York khawpuiah National Father’s Day Committee indinin Nuhai Ni ang bawka hmangve dingin thu an sukthluk ta a. US Congress khawmin a hung pawm tah a nih. Chu ang chun khawvela hung indar lien peiin vawisuna eini hai chen khawmin kum tinin June Pathienni vawi thumna hi Father’s day tiin ei hung inser ta pei a.

            Sungkuo, Kohran le khawtlanga Pahai tangkaina, hlutna le pawimawna suklang a, pa haiin PA an ni ang taka insung, Kohran le khawtlang enkawl chun insung inhawi, Kohran hring le khuo-le-tui tha an hung ni ngei hlak ti inhriet tir hi a  thiltum tak chuh nih.

            Ei khawtlang le Kohran danah PA rorelna hnuoia um ei ni leiin pheikhai inruol tak le tluong taka  ei fe theina ding chun Nu nekin PA ngirhmun a pawimaw lem. Nuhmei Lu chuh Pasal, Pasal Lu chuh KRISTA ti a ni tlat si a.

Insungah PA ngirhmun pawimawna hi ei hriet seng a, duthusamin PA chuh alo fel zo naw deu a ni palh khawmin kum khata PA chawimawina Ni kohranin a buotsai vawi khat chau hi inza takin NU le nau haiin chawimawi tum ei tiu.


“FATHER’S DAY HMANGTU PO PO FATHER’S DAY CHIBAI”

By Lala Khobung


Vuongna a chun pilot le midang 4 an chuonga. Pilot chun an vuongna khawl a siet thu le parachut ama ta ding bakah pathum chau a um thu a hril zovin parachut le chun an chawm  thla a.

Midang pali hai laia pakhat chun “Ruolhai, mi hrethiem ro, sin thawding laklaw le thawding hmabak ka hau” ati le inruolin parachut pakhat chu a laka, an chawm thla ve el ta a.

Mi pathum la um lai a pakhat chun “ Ruolhai hi parachut pahni chau a uma,mi pathum ei la ni bok si.

Kei chuh piengthar tah ka nih a, ka fe na ding ka hriet chieng, hi parachut pakhat ve ve hih hmang in in chawmthla ve el ro” a hei ti zo chun an lai a pakhat chun “ Nakieta eini lai a pakhat in chawm thla khan parachut nilovin ka  roksai (rucksack) anih an chawmthlak pui khah” a hung tih a.

Chuong chun an ni pathum chun parachut pakhat seng chuh hmangin an in chawmthla a, him takin hnuoi an tlung.

Lala Khobung, Aizawl

Kum 18 ka ni lai khah keima tawkah hrat kan ti ve lai le ka tha inthak lai a ni a, bu khom ka he vieu. Hi kum hin in 15 in Kelsah ram lo-in kan nei a. June thla vela inthok khan hi lai zaua hin sakei an hmu hlak a. Trum khat chu Pu Buota khom a hlo thlo lai hnai tea inthokin sakeiin an rum khum a, a tri leiin a tlansie. Ama hih August thlaa inthokin a damnaw leiin sin a thaw zom thei ta nawh.

A lo zau papuihai chun an lo seng an thlo zo hnungin in tina pakhat pei inthoka a lo chuh zopui an rot leiin kei khom kan thok ve a, mi 12 kan nih. Zo ngei kan tum leiin kan zo chun an hnu diei tah. Kan inlawi chun kan inzui dam dam a, kei chuh a lai hawl vel lai ka um. Khuo a inthoka hla rak lo Pu Vawma serhuon kan tlung chun khuo a’n thim tran tah. Lamsak a thingkung inawn duoi zawn kan tlung lai chun a hmasa tak chun “Saw Savom” a ti ta thut el a. Keini rawi chuh inthuruol ang hrimin lamsaka thingawn hnuoi chuh inrang deu hin kan pan diel el a.

Chu thingawn hnuoi ruol rem lo deua chun patling 12 zet chun fiemthu der lo le to troka tha tawpa thrang senga a lai inchuin kan inpang-aw-ziel ta mup mup el a. Hrat kan ti tawk ve vieu a chuh a lai ka chang hlei thei bik noh. A laiah ka um amanih ka ti lai kan in vir mup mup a, a sira bok chun ka lo um nawk hlak. A laia um ding chun a tu el khom chun tha tawp kan insuo seng el a, thil hautak tak a nih. A lai tak ti lo kha chuh a sir vong a ni el lei khan a sir khah a tam em em el a. Kan inchu, a lai chuh a chin em em el bok.

Patling 12 zet, savom tri lei a fiemthu thrang derlo le trong der lo a thatawp seng suoa a lai hei inchu chuh thil namen lo tak a nih. Kan thrang taluo chuh kan invir thuok thuok el tawl a. Pachang le pachang hmur le hmurin kan infawp thawi thuok thuok zing el a. Sawtnawte hnungah ka zakaw kil a tla fai vong el a. Tu zakuo tak’am ti hriet lo inthler ri hih ka hriet deu zing. A tu tak mazu (something) dam hih nuom thu ni lo hin kan ham thawi thuok thuok zing bok. A savom tri leh, sawl leh a’n hoi naw dan chuh turu tak a nih.

A buoithlak tak chu, mansapuia chem le tuthlaw kan pai seng khah a nih. Hei intleng nat deu ding hlak chun tun amanih kan mansapui khah a lo karchep tlat hlak bok si. A tu tak amanih mansapui karzeptu ni lei ringot lei khom khan a sir tieng ka petek rop hlak. A chang leh a tu tak lu am ti hriet bik ni lo khan ka khak hnuoi tieng a inthok han a mi hung tauh nawk chor hlak. Ka kepui hlak chuh tu mi sir pek am hriet bik ni ta lo, a na em em el bok si.

A lai kan inchu chuh a sawt tul tul a, kan thuok hlak chuh a’n ringin a’n rang tul tul. A tu el khom chuh kan thlan lei chun kan innal puot tawl el tah. Mi kut hei man tum inla khom a nghet thei ta nawh. Bula mihai banin hmur a hung tawk pal chang  chun a al puot el a. Kan panthlangpa thuok ri a’n ring taka, zakkha a la hei nei nawk nghal.  Hieng anga ka thrang voi khatna a ni leiin ka bei a dong takzet el. Tuta hmaa hrata ka lo inngai hlak dam khah hi truma a lai inchunaa hin chuh umzie a nei naw a, thâ am hek lungril ti khom ka hriet bik ta nawh.


A sir tienga ka hei petek suok chang po chun lam tieng chuh ka hei mel a, savom awm ka hmu naw hrim hrim a, mi dang khom kei ang tho an ni ka ring. Chuong sa khom chun a laia um chuh kan inchu ngar ngar el a nih. A reng reng thuah, savom chuh lo um khom ni sien, patling chuong zat lo inhneng sup sup chuh a tri naw vek khoma mak chuh a ti ve hrim hrim bakah a nui khom inza ta veng a tih.
Mak tak el chu…a hrat hrat hai khom khan a lai kan chang chuong naw khah a nih. A pa lien tak le a hrat tak dinga ka ngai u Tluonga dam khah voi tam a sira khan a hung suok nawk dur hlak a, a chin le a cher tak Pu Siema dam khan a lai a chang tamin ka hriet. Hun iemani chen sawl em ema a lai kan inchu hnung chun kan zaidamna’n a tlin ta naw chek ni naw nim, a thren chuh an hung inngur tran el ta a. Kei khoma tu khom ka tri bik ta nawh, ka mansapuia ka chem khah ka hriet zing el ta a.

Hun iemani chen hnunga chun keini laia upa tak Pu Siema chun vin deu hin “E..khai, hie’ng ringot el chuh, khawhe ke’n hei fieng ka tih” a ta, lampui tieng chun a zu fe a, a hei en vel a “Bawng a ni sawh” a hung tih a. Kan hei en chun Pu Makthang bawngchal, a bawk rang rul el hih a lo ni zing el a. Tu khom kan trongin kan in nui chuong noh. Pu Siema khah har suok intak deu sien chuh zawn ngai hiel khom kan um el thei.


(Ka hung ziek hih R. Zothansanga thil ziek, Lengzema suok, nuizat um ka ti e m lei a khung ziek sawng a nih.)



Lala Khobung, Aizawl.

Ei pi le pu hai khah an damnaw changing Thiempu an pana a lo thawi hlak a,a dam muol muol khom an um hlak. Iemani chen hnunga khan Compounder  ei hang nei a,an ni khah Pathien tluk deuthaw a ngai in natna tinrengah ei rawn hlak. Kanu mi hril dan in a nunghak lai Khawlien khuo ah  Compounder Pu Savawma ( A poitaluo siel le salam ti hla phuoktu Monggan Pu) a hang in zin trumin  natna nei tinrengin an pan a.Ama khan statoscope (inngaina) khan a ngai pei a,natna neinaw hai khom khan in ngaitir an tum tawla. Ama chun “Hun tawk ta rawseh,ka nakuo ana zo tah” a ti hiel.  Tatoscope hei ti tak zara chun Compounder Pu.Darchunghnung Mao-Marama a um lai in Papui pakhat  a khupah Savom in a se an hung zawna. Ama chun damdawi hai nalin thra takin a tuom zovin an intieng an zawn a. Zanril lai chun ama pa khan “Daktor khan in ngaina in a mi ngai noh” ti in a lung a awi thei tlat naw lei in ruosur hnuoiah Pu Dara umna tieng chun a la hung zawna,ama chun a khup chuh statoscop in alo ngai a,chu zo a chun ngai thra tak in an in tieng an zawn  kir nawk.
         
      Dr.Laltuoklien Sinate B.Sc.,MBBS a hung suok hlim lai dam khan ei ngaisang in ei ring zo emem. Sielmat Christian Hospital khah ei hang trana.Pu. Lalnghak Compounder khah Vellore ah Laboratory Technician training zo ani boka. Ek le trhisen exam khah ei hei thaw trana. Khanglai a thil tlung threnkhat hai:-
  1. Papui pakhat Doctor in a en zo khan a ek exam a trula an hriet lei khan ek hung chawi dingin an tih a. Ama chuh ek-inah a hang fe a,ek-in khura mi ama ek khom nilo khah a hang laka an exam tir.
  2. Pa pakhat  chu a zing ek hung chawi dinga an ti lei in a zingkar ek po,bufun tiet lol el a hung chawi.
  3. Saikota Laithrieng khan Dr.L.Sinate a zu pan ve a,ama ngai dan chun Doctor chun lo en ata,I chulai,khalai chuh ana,ti in a damdawi ding chuh alo pek el ding a sawna. Amiruokchuh  Daktor khan a natna hai alo in don lem el chuh a ngai dan ni talo. Laithjrieng chun “Daktor Tuoklien ka zu pan a,ka natna hai ami lo in dona,kei in ka hril lem vong anih,ka natna hai chuh ama nek dai in ka hriet” atih. Laithrieng hi  Saikota an um hma in Mizorama Khawlien khuo a um an nih.  Kohran dan anga nuhmei nei ding ana. Biekinah Pastor chun a nuhmei ding le chun an ngirtir a “Ka hmangaitak” ti rawh a hei tih a. Laithrieng chun “Ka hmangaitak chun pasal a nei dai tah” a ti ghmuk el a. Pastor chun “Pasiet le harsat na a khom” a ghei ti nawk a, ama chun “ hmatieng thil ka hril thei nawh” a tih.

  1. Trumkhat Dr.L.Sinate’n mi phat a at (operation) a,a zingah Hospital a hei tlung le inruolin Compounder Hranglienkhum in “Ei damnaw pa sawh na ati in an rum an rum ela” alo ti lai Chawkidar Ropavung chun Doctor kuomah “Voisun chuh ka lu ana zing ela,damdawi mi pe la thrang atih” alo ti ve a.Doctor chuh a room ah a lut hnungin Damdawi hming a zieka Hranglienkhum kuoma chun “Hi damdawi hih lo pe roh”  ti in inna damdawi (sleeping pill) a peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun damnaw pa chuh na ti in a lan rum zing el  a. Chulai zing chun Ropavung huondai  siem chuh a in lusu bur bur ela.An khat tawk hin a hmai a hang phi a, nurse Sailienkim kuomah “Voisun chuh ieng ti am ka nih ka har thei der noh,ka imu a suok em em ringot el” a hei tih a.Sailienkim in a hei en chun  inrui nei hih a hoi in a hriet a,.Doctor chun “Hranglienkhum,alan rum zing ela,a hne naw ning atih,  damdawi khah va pe sa roh” a hei ti a,Hranglienkhum chun  khai damdawi khah Ropavung an naw ka pek” a hei ti chuh Ropavung an hei en chuh huondai siem pumin a in lusu bur bur an hei hmu zet chuh an reng a ramin an innui ta rak ela.
  2. Doctor in damdawi prescription a ziek hai hih Compounder kawl tieng an chawi a,ama chun damdawi lo pek malam in a fak dan le a fak hun hai alo hril hlak. Trum khat chuh Compounder Hranglienkhum in  Papui ,pakhat kuomah damdawi a pek malamin a fak danding le a hun hai chieng deu in a hril a.Chu zo chun chupa chuh a fe ta dai el a. A fe zo hnung chun  Hranglienkhum chun Nuhmei pakhat  ta dinga sulthranaw damdawi prescription lem khah anih ti a hriet suoka. An hei zongvel leh an hmuzo ta si noh.A thaw ngaina um talo chuh,Hranglienkhum chun “Nuhmei sul thranaw damdawi ani si a,khapa khah a ieng lai takam thawk ati aw..” ati ta ringot.

  1. Hun iemani chen hnunga khan Dr.Ronghaklien Joute khan Medical  Superintendent sin khah a hung chela.Khang lai huna khan  Juda (Jew) inti hai khan an ser an tan tawl a.An ni lai a pakhat chuh a septic lei in  mi dang hai chuh Dr.R.Joute’n alo tan pek hlak. Operation room an lut hma hin  room pakhatah nurse hai in  a hmul an zietfai zo in detol in an sawpfai phot hlak. Trumkhat chu mipakhat a ser an tan zo in nurse chun “Tu,m,midang” a hei ti a,pa pakhat chun “kei” alo tih a.Chupa chuh nurse chun room ah a lut pui a,kotkhar chuh a sungtieng a kal zovin “I kekor hlip roh” a tih a,ama chun a hei hlip ela.Nurse chun “I underpant khom hlip roh” ati a.Amapa chun a rin khopa ela.Nurse chun “inhmaw roh” a ti malam chun a hei hlip pui a. Amapa hlak chun a “something” khah a hup ta tlat el.Nurse chun hei tawk a tum leh a thrang ta trun ela. Chupa chun “Nakawr in en tir ding in  iem kekor hlip a ngai” a hei ti zet chuh nurse chuh a nui an za bakah an phalam kher el.Ama pa hih ser tan ding nilovin a nakuo in entir dinga hung alo ni lem sih a.

  1. Trumkhat nawk chuh Haokip papui pakhat hih a hunga Dr,L.Sinate kuoma chun a sungah Ramhuoi tamdeu el an um hin a hriet thu a hung hrila. Dr.L.Sinate khan thaw dan alo thiem khop ela.A phing vel chuh a hei hmeta,stetoscop hin a hei ngai a “A lo ni ngei hi tie,I sunga hin Ramhuoi an um ngei hi tie,hi damdawi hih fa la,an ni chuh an thi el bakah innawi vong an tih.Zingkar inhnawm phat I ek khah hei en la hung dum tur a tih.” A ti zo chun damdawi Iron tieng thrang a peka.A zinga chun chupa chuh ngaithra deu le hlim deu hin a hung nawka,Doctor kuoma chun,”I ti ang ngei khan I damdawi mipek khah ka faka,ka sunga ramhuoi hai chuh an thi bakah an in nawi vonga
            ka ek khom a dum tura,kan hnawm dok vong tah” a hung tih

  1. Mi 3 Thanga,Sanga, Liena hai hin Hotelah bu an bak a, an bak zo chun  waiter chun an bak man Rs.30/- anih a ti lei chun Rs.10/- seng an pek a. Manager kuoma a va fe chun Rs.25/- anih a lo ti lei in Rs.5/- chuh va pekir nawk ding in a ti a. Waiter chun hlepruk a nuom lei in Rs.2/- chuh a nei a, pathum hai chu Re.1/- seng a va pekkir nawk a. Chulei chun Rs.9/- seng pe ang an lo ni tah (i.e. 9x3= 27). Waiter khan Rs.2/- a lo nei lei khan a rengin Rs.29/- chau a lo ni tah. A tira mi pathum hai in an pek kha Rs.30/- ani si a. Re.1/- kha teh khawlam a um ta a ?.

  1. 12345679 hi 36 in hei puntir ta.

  1. Powderdiek ei ti hih thil umthei ani?.

  1.  Mi pakhat hin Bank ah poisa Rs.100/- a dah a, a laksuokdan chu hieng ang hih anih.

         Deposit              Withdraw                Balance
           100                     50                            50
                                      25                            25
                                      10                            15
                                        8                              7
                                        5                              2
                                        2                              0
------------------------------------------------------------------------  
          100                     100                           99
  Re.1/- a kim tanaw tlat el. I zongsuok pek thei ding ?.

  1. John F.Kennedy khah USA president a iengzat na am ana ? ti hi English in hei ziek ta.
  2.  A reng reng thu ah i kiu i liek phak am anih ?.
  3. Ukil (Advocate) tlaktlailo deu hih a um a, court a witness cross-exam a thaw truma a thil indon hai –

(1)   I naupa kum 18 mi i ti chuh ieng anga upa am ana ?. Nuhmei am pasal ?.
(2)    Saprama honeymoon hmanga  in zin thu i hrila, i nuhmei i thruoi  ve ?.
(3)   I nuhmei le in inthre nasan chuh thina lei anih i tih a, a tu lem an in thi ?
(4)   Tuolthattu i hmu khah a hnerhmul in buk deu le a khakhmul sei deu i tih a. Anleh ama chuh nuhmei am pasal ?.
(5)   Hi thlalak i hung produce hih i thlalak ngei anih i tih a.An leh hi i thla an laklai nang i um ve chie am ?
(6)   Indona a thi i ti khah nang am i unaupa lem ?.
(7)   Motor pahni an inbaw  i hmu thu i hril a. Anleh an inbaw lai tak khan ieng anga kar hla am an nih a ?.
(8)   I naulutir chuh pasal ani noh i tih a, an leh mi iem ana?.
(9)    Doctor kanih i tih a,post mortem i thaw hlak thu i hril bok a. Anleh i at hai chuh mithi vong an ni ?.
  
  1. Sipai tlaktlailo deu hi a um a.Ama chuh ienglaikhoma a ruolhai buoipui a ngai hlak lei in a ruolhai a sukbuoi  in a suk sawl hlak. Asan chu – hmuntriuma an um chang hin a tri thei em em a, zana hlak in thei ngailo. A ruolhai hin an mengpui hlak. Hmun ralmuonga an um chang hlak hin a muong nawk taluo a. A hei zal ta hin chuh a in nghal hlak a, tho nachang hlak chuh hre tangailo. Breakfast huna hai ala tho ngainaw lei in a ruolhai in an hung lak pek hlak. Hmun rinuma an um chang hlak hin rinum a ti taluo a, hmun inhoia an um chang hlak chun inhawi a ti nawk taluo bok. Ram luma an um chang hlak chun lum ati taluot lei in a ruol hai hin an zap a ngai zing hlaka. Ram deia an um chang hlak chun dei ati nawk taluo a a lum zo naw lei in a ruolhai in an puon an inthuo sa hlak. Patrolinga an fe  a bu an nghei chang hlak chun a tramsawl hlak lei in a ruolhai in an zawn hlaka, barakhana an nei chang hlak chun a fak rawn lei in a khop taluo a an luok hlak.
  2.  Trumkhat chu Chemtattepu nuhmei khan a pasal khah chem a tat sawka. Chuonga vadungte a chem a tat lai chun a pasal AK-47 cheptu Kaikuong bok khah beiseina insang tak leh a hung a. Tuta hma a a chep khah hei chep nawk a tum leh a hmu tanoh a.Kaikuong beidong chun- “Eheu, a hmasa khan ka lo chep bul taluo a ni hi tie” a ti taringot.
  3.  Kohran upa pakhat hin Bawng nene sawr a tuma. A bawngpui chuh a hel deu a. Sawr tuma a hei inthrung chau leh a bawngpui chun a malpui a hung kheng a, a lungsen chun a bawngpui ke chuh ban leh a khitde a. Hei sawr nawk a tum leh a bawngpui ke khitnaw na tieng chun a hung kheng nawk pei lei in a ke pakhat khomchuh ban leh a khitde nawka.  Sawr a hei tum nawk leh a bawng mei chun a hmai a hung hlap a. Chuphingleh a bawng mei khom chuh tukropah a khai. Bawngpui hnunga chun a ngira,a khengna a malpui chuh hei en tumin a dierkei chuh a hei hlim laitak chun a nuhmei a hung thut ela. A nuhmei lungsen taluo chun iengkhom hril set set lo chun a pa hai intieng a zam dai a,sum an van suo taringot.
  4.  A bau a thu hle ni’ng atih. A inlengpa chun a ruolhai kuomah “vosuna ka va leng na pa chuh hmaisana kan hai titi zet chuh ek-pheka hmai zap ang anih” atih.
  5.  Negro tlangval chi changa an hril le sap pakhat chi chang ve tho hih tu’m an chi a chang ti competition an siema. Kel pakhat ve ve hih an peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun an hung inlawi a. Sap pa chun kelte 5 lai a hung hawn a, negro pa ruokchun pahni chau a hung hawn ela. Mi hai chun mak an ti hle a. A san an hang in don chun negropa chun “A chal annawm in mi pek”
      atih.

  1. Teacher -  I hming iemana ?.
New Student ----  La la la la lal si  si si si siem li  li li lien.
Teacher ----I hming a sei em el Lalsiemlien ti in ko el kan che (dang inawk anih ti hrelo me chuh).
  
  1. Naupang :-  An pa thlai suong lai kuomah “Pa, ka u hih, sawn a pai nawk an ta
                         rek aw.
    An pa :-    A remchang ani chuh, sawnman va la unla chi le tel hung inchaw
                     malam nghal ro. 

  1. Tunnesse rama Memphis khawmi H.E.Mann chun a bawnglienchi te tuktin a lienglova a put a, khawlai a lengpui zie hlak a. Chuong ang zing chun kum 10 sung a thaw. Tuk khat thil el a zo lo thut thu  um nghal lo chuh  a bawng a hung puitling a kgs. 304 a hung ni chen khom chun a thaw pangngai in a la leng pui zing. Ka hei ngai tuo a  Olympic a weight lifting a lawman la hai khan Kgs 200 bawr vel ana an dom hlak khah. Bawng put pa formula hin thaw ve in la olympic a hai lawman ei lak ve el thei naw ding maw ?.

  1. D.M.Collegeah kan kai lai a kan ruolpa Paukhawlam (tu hin chuh kohran upa ani tah in ka hriet)  khan  mithienghlim lawr (rapture) a paltlang thu a mi hril. A bei chuh a dong hle el. College chawl in an khuo ah a zu fe a. Zingkar a hei tho chuh an ina chun a sunghai tukhom an lo um tanoh a,an bubel thuka insuong lai hlak chuh a lo kang ut a,an in hlak chuh ar in an lo sip el.  Tuol a hei suok hlak chun an venghai tukhom hmu ding um talo. An panthlang hai in a zu en leh an kawtkhar inkhar lova lo um ani lei in an in chuh ar in an lo sipa, an thuka mei hlak chuh alo chok bok si. Ama chun mithienghlim lawr (raptrure) an ti chuh ani ta ngei awm a  lawr salo ah an ngai  lei in thlapahng le lung phu inrang deuva in phu dut dut hin a uma.  An venga misuoldeu Mr…… , lawr sa lo dinga a ngai hai inah a va fe leh tukhom a va hmu bawk sinoh. A beidong in van tieng a hei thlira, ieng tikam mei le kat a hung tla ding ti in thlaphang tak chun hun iemani chen a thlir.

          A hnungah thil umdan a hei hriet chun – Mizoram buoilai kha ana,an veng kha veng kilkhawr deu anih a, ama riekna khah an in extention anih a. Zingkar inhma deu khan India sipai an lo hunga, mi popo muolveng tienga fe khawm ding an ti lei khan sipai hai chun an lo khalkhawm hih alo nih a. Ama riekna khah sipai hai khan an lo hmunaw lei khan an lo hriet fuk naw alo nih.


  1. Mr. Sasang khah Santing khuo ah Motor Cycle in a zu fe a,a khawmi hai chun motorcycle an viokhat hmu na anih. A hei tlan vel chuh hrat anti in an en nuom em em. Papui pakhat chun “ava mak in a va hei tlan hrat emem” a hei tih a. A bula umpa chun “kei chuh mak ka ti der noh, ei ni khom ei mongkuoa meikhu suok rak khopin tlan in la ieng lei in am hrat naw bik ei ta ?” a tih.
  2. Uisa le thingthupui suong hih an hril chuh ka hriet tah a,ka la thawsin nawh.          
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