Lala Khobung, Aizawl.
Ei pi le pu hai khah an damnaw changing
Thiempu an pana a lo thawi hlak a,a dam muol muol khom an um hlak. Iemani chen
hnunga khan Compounder ei hang nei a,an
ni khah Pathien tluk deuthaw a ngai in natna tinrengah ei rawn hlak. Kanu mi
hril dan in a nunghak lai Khawlien khuo ah
Compounder Pu Savawma ( A poitaluo siel le salam ti hla phuoktu Monggan
Pu) a hang in zin trumin natna nei
tinrengin an pan a.Ama khan statoscope (inngaina) khan a ngai pei a,natna
neinaw hai khom khan in ngaitir an tum tawla. Ama chun “Hun tawk ta rawseh,ka
nakuo ana zo tah” a ti hiel. Tatoscope
hei ti tak zara chun Compounder Pu.Darchunghnung Mao-Marama a um lai in Papui
pakhat a khupah Savom in a se an hung zawna.
Ama chun damdawi hai nalin thra takin a tuom zovin an intieng an zawn a. Zanril
lai chun ama pa khan “Daktor khan in ngaina in a mi ngai noh” ti in a lung a
awi thei tlat naw lei in ruosur hnuoiah Pu Dara umna tieng chun a la hung
zawna,ama chun a khup chuh statoscop in alo ngai a,chu zo a chun ngai thra tak
in an in tieng an zawn kir nawk.
Dr.Laltuoklien Sinate B.Sc.,MBBS a hung suok hlim lai dam khan ei
ngaisang in ei ring zo emem. Sielmat Christian Hospital khah ei hang trana.Pu.
Lalnghak Compounder khah Vellore ah Laboratory Technician training zo ani boka.
Ek le trhisen exam khah ei hei thaw trana. Khanglai a thil tlung threnkhat
hai:-
- Papui pakhat Doctor in a en zo khan a ek exam a trula an hriet
lei khan ek hung chawi dingin an tih a. Ama chuh ek-inah a hang fe a,ek-in
khura mi ama ek khom nilo khah a hang laka an exam tir.
- Pa pakhat chu a zing ek
hung chawi dinga an ti lei in a zingkar ek po,bufun tiet lol el a hung
chawi.
- Saikota Laithrieng khan Dr.L.Sinate a zu pan ve a,ama ngai dan
chun Doctor chun lo en ata,I chulai,khalai chuh ana,ti in a damdawi ding
chuh alo pek el ding a sawna. Amiruokchuh
Daktor khan a natna hai alo in don lem el chuh a ngai dan ni talo.
Laithjrieng chun “Daktor Tuoklien ka zu pan a,ka natna hai ami lo in
dona,kei in ka hril lem vong anih,ka natna hai chuh ama nek dai in ka
hriet” atih. Laithrieng hi Saikota
an um hma in Mizorama Khawlien khuo a um an nih. Kohran dan anga nuhmei nei ding ana.
Biekinah Pastor chun a nuhmei ding le chun an ngirtir a “Ka hmangaitak” ti
rawh a hei tih a. Laithrieng chun “Ka hmangaitak chun pasal a nei dai tah”
a ti ghmuk el a. Pastor chun “Pasiet le harsat na a khom” a ghei ti nawk
a, ama chun “ hmatieng thil ka hril thei nawh” a tih.
- Trumkhat Dr.L.Sinate’n mi phat a at (operation) a,a zingah
Hospital a hei tlung le inruolin Compounder Hranglienkhum in “Ei damnaw pa
sawh na ati in an rum an rum ela” alo ti lai Chawkidar Ropavung chun
Doctor kuomah “Voisun chuh ka lu ana zing ela,damdawi mi pe la thrang
atih” alo ti ve a.Doctor chuh a room ah a lut hnungin Damdawi hming a
zieka Hranglienkhum kuoma chun “Hi damdawi hih lo pe roh” ti in inna damdawi (sleeping pill) a
peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun damnaw pa chuh na ti in a lan rum zing
el a. Chulai zing chun Ropavung huondai siem chuh a in lusu bur bur ela.An khat
tawk hin a hmai a hang phi a, nurse Sailienkim kuomah “Voisun chuh ieng ti
am ka nih ka har thei der noh,ka imu a suok em em ringot el” a hei tih
a.Sailienkim in a hei en chun inrui
nei hih a hoi in a hriet a,.Doctor chun “Hranglienkhum,alan rum zing ela,a
hne naw ning atih, damdawi khah va
pe sa roh” a hei ti a,Hranglienkhum chun
khai damdawi khah Ropavung an naw ka pek” a hei ti chuh Ropavung an
hei en chuh huondai siem pumin a in lusu bur bur an hei hmu zet chuh an
reng a ramin an innui ta rak ela.
- Doctor in damdawi prescription a ziek hai hih Compounder kawl
tieng an chawi a,ama chun damdawi lo pek malam in a fak dan le a fak hun
hai alo hril hlak. Trum khat chuh Compounder Hranglienkhum in Papui ,pakhat kuomah damdawi a pek
malamin a fak danding le a hun hai chieng deu in a hril a.Chu zo chun
chupa chuh a fe ta dai el a. A fe zo hnung chun Hranglienkhum chun Nuhmei pakhat ta dinga sulthranaw damdawi prescription
lem khah anih ti a hriet suoka. An hei zongvel leh an hmuzo ta si noh.A
thaw ngaina um talo chuh,Hranglienkhum chun “Nuhmei sul thranaw damdawi
ani si a,khapa khah a ieng lai takam thawk ati aw..” ati ta ringot.
- Hun iemani chen hnunga khan Dr.Ronghaklien Joute khan
Medical Superintendent sin khah a
hung chela.Khang lai huna khan Juda
(Jew) inti hai khan an ser an tan tawl a.An ni lai a pakhat chuh a septic
lei in mi dang hai chuh
Dr.R.Joute’n alo tan pek hlak. Operation room an lut hma hin room pakhatah nurse hai in a hmul an zietfai zo in detol in an
sawpfai phot hlak. Trumkhat chu mipakhat a ser an tan zo in nurse chun
“Tu,m,midang” a hei ti a,pa pakhat chun “kei” alo tih a.Chupa chuh nurse
chun room ah a lut pui a,kotkhar chuh a sungtieng a kal zovin “I kekor
hlip roh” a tih a,ama chun a hei hlip ela.Nurse chun “I underpant khom
hlip roh” ati a.Amapa chun a rin khopa ela.Nurse chun “inhmaw roh” a ti
malam chun a hei hlip pui a. Amapa hlak chun a “something” khah a hup ta
tlat el.Nurse chun hei tawk a tum leh a thrang ta trun ela. Chupa chun
“Nakawr in en tir ding in iem kekor
hlip a ngai” a hei ti zet chuh nurse chuh a nui an za bakah an phalam kher
el.Ama pa hih ser tan ding nilovin a nakuo in entir dinga hung alo ni lem
sih a.
- Trumkhat nawk chuh Haokip papui
pakhat hih a hunga Dr,L.Sinate kuoma chun a sungah Ramhuoi tamdeu el an um
hin a hriet thu a hung hrila. Dr.L.Sinate khan thaw dan alo thiem khop
ela.A phing vel chuh a hei hmeta,stetoscop hin a hei ngai a “A lo ni ngei
hi tie,I sunga hin Ramhuoi an um ngei hi tie,hi damdawi hih fa la,an ni
chuh an thi el bakah innawi vong an tih.Zingkar inhnawm phat I ek khah hei
en la hung dum tur a tih.” A ti zo chun damdawi Iron tieng thrang a peka.A
zinga chun chupa chuh ngaithra deu le hlim deu hin a hung nawka,Doctor
kuoma chun,”I ti ang ngei khan I damdawi mipek khah ka faka,ka sunga
ramhuoi hai chuh an thi bakah an in nawi vonga
ka ek khom a dum tura,kan hnawm dok
vong tah” a hung tih
- Mi 3 Thanga,Sanga, Liena hai hin
Hotelah bu an bak a, an bak zo chun
waiter chun an bak man Rs.30/- anih a ti lei chun Rs.10/- seng an
pek a. Manager kuoma a va fe chun Rs.25/- anih a lo ti lei in Rs.5/- chuh
va pekir nawk ding in a ti a. Waiter chun hlepruk a nuom lei in Rs.2/-
chuh a nei a, pathum hai chu Re.1/- seng a va pekkir nawk a. Chulei chun
Rs.9/- seng pe ang an lo ni tah (i.e. 9x3= 27). Waiter khan Rs.2/- a lo
nei lei khan a rengin Rs.29/- chau a lo ni tah. A tira mi pathum hai in an
pek kha Rs.30/- ani si a. Re.1/- kha teh khawlam a um ta a ?.
- 12345679 hi 36 in hei puntir ta.
- Powderdiek ei ti hih thil umthei
ani?.
- Mi pakhat hin Bank ah poisa Rs.100/- a
dah a, a laksuokdan chu hieng ang hih anih.
Deposit Withdraw Balance
100 50 50
25 25
10 15
8 7
5 2
2 0
------------------------------------------------------------------------
100 100 99
Re.1/- a kim tanaw tlat el.
I zongsuok pek thei ding ?.
- John F.Kennedy khah USA president a
iengzat na am ana ? ti hi English in hei ziek ta.
- A reng reng thu ah i kiu i liek phak am
anih ?.
- Ukil (Advocate) tlaktlailo deu hih a
um a, court a witness cross-exam a thaw truma a thil indon hai –
(1)
I naupa kum 18 mi i ti chuh
ieng anga upa am ana ?. Nuhmei am pasal ?.
(2)
Saprama honeymoon hmanga in zin thu i hrila, i nuhmei i thruoi ve ?.
(3)
I nuhmei le in inthre nasan
chuh thina lei anih i tih a, a tu lem an in thi ?
(4)
Tuolthattu i hmu khah a
hnerhmul in buk deu le a khakhmul sei deu i tih a. Anleh ama chuh nuhmei am
pasal ?.
(5)
Hi thlalak i hung produce hih i
thlalak ngei anih i tih a.An leh hi i thla an laklai nang i um ve chie am ?
(6)
Indona a thi i ti khah nang am i
unaupa lem ?.
(7)
Motor pahni an inbaw i hmu thu i hril a. Anleh an inbaw lai tak
khan ieng anga kar hla am an nih a ?.
(8)
I naulutir chuh pasal ani noh i
tih a, an leh mi iem ana?.
(9)
Doctor kanih i tih a,post mortem i thaw hlak
thu i hril bok a. Anleh i at hai chuh mithi vong an ni ?.
- Sipai tlaktlailo deu hi a um a.Ama
chuh ienglaikhoma a ruolhai buoipui a ngai hlak lei in a ruolhai a sukbuoi in a suk sawl hlak. Asan chu –
hmuntriuma an um chang hin a tri thei em em a, zana hlak in thei ngailo. A
ruolhai hin an mengpui hlak. Hmun ralmuonga an um chang hlak hin a muong
nawk taluo a. A hei zal ta hin chuh a in nghal hlak a, tho nachang hlak
chuh hre tangailo. Breakfast huna hai ala tho ngainaw lei in a ruolhai in
an hung lak pek hlak. Hmun rinuma an um chang hlak hin rinum a ti taluo a,
hmun inhoia an um chang hlak chun inhawi a ti nawk taluo bok. Ram luma an um
chang hlak chun lum ati taluot lei in a ruol hai hin an zap a ngai zing hlaka.
Ram deia an um chang hlak chun dei ati nawk taluo a a lum zo naw lei in a
ruolhai in an puon an inthuo sa hlak. Patrolinga an fe a bu an nghei chang hlak chun a tramsawl
hlak lei in a ruolhai in an zawn hlaka, barakhana an nei chang hlak chun a
fak rawn lei in a khop taluo a an luok hlak.
- Trumkhat chu Chemtattepu nuhmei khan a
pasal khah chem a tat sawka. Chuonga vadungte a chem a tat lai chun a
pasal AK-47 cheptu Kaikuong bok khah beiseina insang tak leh a hung a.
Tuta hma a a chep khah hei chep nawk a tum leh a hmu tanoh a.Kaikuong
beidong chun- “Eheu, a hmasa khan ka lo chep bul taluo a ni hi tie” a ti
taringot.
- Kohran upa pakhat hin Bawng nene sawr a
tuma. A bawngpui chuh a hel deu a. Sawr tuma a hei inthrung chau leh a
bawngpui chun a malpui a hung kheng a, a lungsen chun a bawngpui ke chuh
ban leh a khitde a. Hei sawr nawk a tum leh a bawngpui ke khitnaw na tieng
chun a hung kheng nawk pei lei in a ke pakhat khomchuh ban leh a khitde
nawka. Sawr a hei tum nawk leh a
bawng mei chun a hmai a hung hlap a. Chuphingleh a bawng mei khom chuh
tukropah a khai. Bawngpui hnunga chun a ngira,a khengna a malpui chuh hei
en tumin a dierkei chuh a hei hlim laitak chun a nuhmei a hung thut ela. A
nuhmei lungsen taluo chun iengkhom hril set set lo chun a pa hai intieng a
zam dai a,sum an van suo taringot.
- A bau a thu hle ni’ng atih. A inlengpa
chun a ruolhai kuomah “vosuna ka va leng na pa chuh hmaisana kan hai titi
zet chuh ek-pheka hmai zap ang anih” atih.
- Negro tlangval chi changa an hril le sap
pakhat chi chang ve tho hih tu’m an chi a chang ti competition an siema.
Kel pakhat ve ve hih an peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun an hung inlawi
a. Sap pa chun kelte 5 lai a hung hawn a, negro pa ruokchun pahni chau a
hung hawn ela. Mi hai chun mak an ti hle a. A san an hang in don chun
negropa chun “A chal annawm in mi pek”
atih.
- Teacher - I hming iemana
?.
New Student
---- La la la la lal si si si si siem li li li lien.
Teacher ----I
hming a sei em el Lalsiemlien ti in ko el kan che (dang inawk anih ti hrelo me
chuh).
- Naupang :- An pa thlai
suong lai kuomah “Pa, ka u hih, sawn a pai nawk an ta
rek aw.
An pa :-
A remchang ani chuh, sawnman va la unla chi le tel hung inchaw
malam nghal ro.
- Tunnesse rama Memphis khawmi H.E.Mann chun a bawnglienchi te
tuktin a lienglova a put a, khawlai a lengpui zie hlak a. Chuong ang zing
chun kum 10 sung a thaw. Tuk khat thil el a zo lo thut thu um nghal lo chuh a bawng a hung puitling a kgs. 304 a hung
ni chen khom chun a thaw pangngai in a la leng pui zing. Ka hei ngai tuo
a Olympic a weight lifting a lawman
la hai khan Kgs 200 bawr vel ana an dom hlak khah. Bawng put pa formula
hin thaw ve in la olympic a hai lawman ei lak ve el thei naw ding maw ?.
- D.M.Collegeah kan kai lai a kan ruolpa Paukhawlam (tu hin chuh
kohran upa ani tah in ka hriet)
khan mithienghlim lawr
(rapture) a paltlang thu a mi hril. A bei chuh a dong hle el. College
chawl in an khuo ah a zu fe a. Zingkar a hei tho chuh an ina chun a
sunghai tukhom an lo um tanoh a,an bubel thuka insuong lai hlak chuh a lo
kang ut a,an in hlak chuh ar in an lo sip el. Tuol a hei suok hlak chun an venghai
tukhom hmu ding um talo. An panthlang hai in a zu en leh an kawtkhar
inkhar lova lo um ani lei in an in chuh ar in an lo sipa, an thuka mei
hlak chuh alo chok bok si. Ama chun mithienghlim lawr (raptrure) an ti chuh
ani ta ngei awm a lawr salo ah an
ngai lei in thlapahng le lung phu
inrang deuva in phu dut dut hin a uma.
An venga misuoldeu Mr…… , lawr sa lo dinga a ngai hai inah a va fe
leh tukhom a va hmu bawk sinoh. A beidong in van tieng a hei thlira, ieng
tikam mei le kat a hung tla ding ti in thlaphang tak chun hun iemani chen
a thlir.
A hnungah thil umdan a hei hriet chun
– Mizoram buoilai kha ana,an veng kha veng kilkhawr deu anih a, ama riekna khah
an in extention anih a. Zingkar inhma deu khan India sipai an lo hunga, mi popo
muolveng tienga fe khawm ding an ti lei khan sipai hai chun an lo khalkhawm hih
alo nih a. Ama riekna khah sipai hai khan an lo hmunaw lei khan an lo hriet fuk
naw alo nih.
- Mr. Sasang khah Santing khuo ah Motor Cycle in a zu fe a,a
khawmi hai chun motorcycle an viokhat hmu na anih. A hei tlan vel chuh
hrat anti in an en nuom em em. Papui pakhat chun “ava mak in a va hei tlan
hrat emem” a hei tih a. A bula umpa chun “kei chuh mak ka ti der noh, ei
ni khom ei mongkuoa meikhu suok rak khopin tlan in la ieng lei in am hrat
naw bik ei ta ?” a tih.
- Uisa le thingthupui suong hih an hril chuh ka hriet tah a,ka la
thawsin nawh.
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