Thunawi

Lala Khobung, Aizawl.

Ei pi le pu hai khah an damnaw changing Thiempu an pana a lo thawi hlak a,a dam muol muol khom an um hlak. Iemani chen hnunga khan Compounder  ei hang nei a,an ni khah Pathien tluk deuthaw a ngai in natna tinrengah ei rawn hlak. Kanu mi hril dan in a nunghak lai Khawlien khuo ah  Compounder Pu Savawma ( A poitaluo siel le salam ti hla phuoktu Monggan Pu) a hang in zin trumin  natna nei tinrengin an pan a.Ama khan statoscope (inngaina) khan a ngai pei a,natna neinaw hai khom khan in ngaitir an tum tawla. Ama chun “Hun tawk ta rawseh,ka nakuo ana zo tah” a ti hiel.  Tatoscope hei ti tak zara chun Compounder Pu.Darchunghnung Mao-Marama a um lai in Papui pakhat  a khupah Savom in a se an hung zawna. Ama chun damdawi hai nalin thra takin a tuom zovin an intieng an zawn a. Zanril lai chun ama pa khan “Daktor khan in ngaina in a mi ngai noh” ti in a lung a awi thei tlat naw lei in ruosur hnuoiah Pu Dara umna tieng chun a la hung zawna,ama chun a khup chuh statoscop in alo ngai a,chu zo a chun ngai thra tak in an in tieng an zawn  kir nawk.

         

      Dr.Laltuoklien Sinate B.Sc.,MBBS a hung suok hlim lai dam khan ei ngaisang in ei ring zo emem. Sielmat Christian Hospital khah ei hang trana.Pu. Lalnghak Compounder khah Vellore ah Laboratory Technician training zo ani boka. Ek le trhisen exam khah ei hei thaw trana. Khanglai a thil tlung threnkhat hai:-

1. Papui pakhat Doctor in a en zo khan a ek exam a trula an hriet lei khan ek hung chawi dingin an tih a. Ama chuh ek-inah a hang fe a,ek-in khura mi ama ek khom nilo khah a hang laka an exam tir.
2. Pa pakhat  chu a zing ek hung chawi dinga an ti lei in a zingkar ek po,bufun tiet lol el a hung chawi.
3. Saikota Laithrieng khan Dr.L.Sinate a zu pan ve a,ama ngai dan chun Doctor chun lo en ata,I chulai,khalai chuh ana,ti in a damdawi ding chuh alo pek el ding a sawna. Amiruokchuh  Daktor khan a natna hai alo in don lem el chuh a ngai dan ni talo. Laithjrieng chun “Daktor Tuoklien ka zu pan a,ka natna hai ami lo in dona,kei in ka hril lem vong anih,ka natna hai chuh ama nek dai in ka hriet” atih. Laithrieng hi  Saikota an um hma in Mizorama Khawlien khuo a um an nih.  Kohran dan anga nuhmei nei ding ana. Biekinah Pastor chun a nuhmei ding le chun an ngirtir a “Ka hmangaitak” ti rawh a hei tih a. Laithrieng chun “Ka hmangaitak chun pasal a nei dai tah” a ti ghmuk el a. Pastor chun “Pasiet le harsat na a khom” a ghei ti nawk a, ama chun “ hmatieng thil ka hril thei nawh” a tih.

4. Trumkhat Dr.L.Sinate’n mi phat a at (operation) a,a zingah Hospital a hei tlung le inruolin Compounder Hranglienkhum in “Ei damnaw pa sawh na ati in an rum an rum ela” alo ti lai Chawkidar Ropavung chun Doctor kuomah “Voisun chuh ka lu ana zing ela,damdawi mi pe la thrang atih” alo ti ve a.Doctor chuh a room ah a lut hnungin Damdawi hming a zieka Hranglienkhum kuoma chun “Hi damdawi hih lo pe roh”  ti in inna damdawi (sleeping pill) a peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun damnaw pa chuh na ti in a lan rum zing el  a. Chulai zing chun Ropavung huondai  siem chuh a in lusu bur bur ela.An khat tawk hin a hmai a hang phi a, nurse Sailienkim kuomah “Voisun chuh ieng ti am ka nih ka har thei der noh,ka imu a suok em em ringot el” a hei tih a.Sailienkim in a hei en chun  inrui nei hih a hoi in a hriet a,.Doctor chun “Hranglienkhum,alan rum zing ela,a hne naw ning atih,  damdawi khah va pe sa roh” a hei ti a,Hranglienkhum chun  khai damdawi khah Ropavung an naw ka pek” a hei ti chuh Ropavung an hei en chuh huondai siem pumin a in lusu bur bur an hei hmu zet chuh an reng a ramin an innui ta rak ela.
5. Doctor in damdawi prescription a ziek hai hih Compounder kawl tieng an chawi a,ama chun damdawi lo pek malam in a fak dan le a fak hun hai alo hril hlak. Trum khat chuh Compounder Hranglienkhum in  Papui ,pakhat kuomah damdawi a pek malamin a fak danding le a hun hai chieng deu in a hril a.Chu zo chun chupa chuh a fe ta dai el a. A fe zo hnung chun  Hranglienkhum chun Nuhmei pakhat  ta dinga sulthranaw damdawi prescription lem khah anih ti a hriet suoka. An hei zongvel leh an hmuzo ta si noh.A thaw ngaina um talo chuh,Hranglienkhum chun “Nuhmei sul thranaw damdawi ani si a,khapa khah a ieng lai takam thawk ati aw..” ati ta ringot.

6. Hun iemani chen hnunga khan Dr.Ronghaklien Joute khan Medical  Superintendent sin khah a hung chela.Khang lai huna khan  Juda (Jew) inti hai khan an ser an tan tawl a.An ni lai a pakhat chuh a septic lei in  mi dang hai chuh Dr.R.Joute’n alo tan pek hlak. Operation room an lut hma hin  room pakhatah nurse hai in  a hmul an zietfai zo in detol in an sawpfai phot hlak. Trumkhat chu mipakhat a ser an tan zo in nurse chun “Tu,m,midang” a hei ti a,pa pakhat chun “kei” alo tih a.Chupa chuh nurse chun room ah a lut pui a,kotkhar chuh a sungtieng a kal zovin “I kekor hlip roh” a tih a,ama chun a hei hlip ela.Nurse chun “I underpant khom hlip roh” ati a.Amapa chun a rin khopa ela.Nurse chun “inhmaw roh” a ti malam chun a hei hlip pui a. Amapa hlak chun a “something” khah a hup ta tlat el.Nurse chun hei tawk a tum leh a thrang ta trun ela. Chupa chun “Nakawr in en tir ding in  iem kekor hlip a ngai” a hei ti zet chuh nurse chuh a nui an za bakah an phalam kher el.Ama pa hih ser tan ding nilovin a nakuo in entir dinga hung alo ni lem sih a.

7. Trumkhat nawk chuh Haokip papui pakhat hih a hunga Dr,L.Sinate kuoma chun a sungah Ramhuoi tamdeu el an um hin a hriet thu a hung hrila. Dr.L.Sinate khan thaw dan alo thiem khop ela.A phing vel chuh a hei hmeta,stetoscop hin a hei ngai a “A lo ni ngei hi tie,I sunga hin Ramhuoi an um ngei hi tie,hi damdawi hih fa la,an ni chuh an thi el bakah innawi vong an tih.Zingkar inhnawm phat I ek khah hei en la hung dum tur a tih.” A ti zo chun damdawi Iron tieng thrang a peka.A zinga chun chupa chuh ngaithra deu le hlim deu hin a hung nawka,Doctor kuoma chun,”I ti ang ngei khan I damdawi mipek khah ka faka,ka sunga ramhuoi hai chuh an thi bakah an in nawi vonga

            ka ek khom a dum tura,kan hnawm dok vong tah” a hung tih

8. Mi 3 Thanga,Sanga, Liena hai hin Hotelah bu an bak a, an bak zo chun  waiter chun an bak man Rs.30/- anih a ti lei chun Rs.10/- seng an pek a. Manager kuoma a va fe chun Rs.25/- anih a lo ti lei in Rs.5/- chuh va pekir nawk ding in a ti a. Waiter chun hlepruk a nuom lei in Rs.2/- chuh a nei a, pathum hai chu Re.1/- seng a va pekkir nawk a. Chulei chun Rs.9/- seng pe ang an lo ni tah (i.e. 9x3= 27). Waiter khan Rs.2/- a lo nei lei khan a rengin Rs.29/- chau a lo ni tah. A tira mi pathum hai in an pek kha Rs.30/- ani si a. Re.1/- kha teh khawlam a um ta a ?.

9. 12345679 hi 36 in hei puntir ta.

10. Powderdiek ei ti hih thil umthei ani?.

11.  Mi pakhat hin Bank ah poisa Rs.100/- a dah a, a laksuokdan chu hieng ang hih anih.

         Deposit              Withdraw                Balance

           100                     50                            50

                                      25                            25

                                      10                            15

                                        8                              7

                                        5                              2

                                        2                              0

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          100                     100                           99

  Re.1/- a kim tanaw tlat el. I zongsuok pek thei ding ?.

12. John F.Kennedy khah USA president a iengzat na am ana ? ti hi English in hei ziek ta.
13.  A reng reng thu ah i kiu i liek phak am anih ?.
14. Ukil (Advocate) tlaktlailo deu hih a um a, court a witness cross-exam a thaw truma a thil indon hai –

(1)   I naupa kum 18 mi i ti chuh ieng anga upa am ana ?. Nuhmei am pasal ?.

(2)    Saprama honeymoon hmanga  in zin thu i hrila, i nuhmei i thruoi  ve ?.

(3)   I nuhmei le in inthre nasan chuh thina lei anih i tih a, a tu lem an in thi ?

(4)   Tuolthattu i hmu khah a hnerhmul in buk deu le a khakhmul sei deu i tih a. Anleh ama chuh nuhmei am pasal ?.

(5)   Hi thlalak i hung produce hih i thlalak ngei anih i tih a.An leh hi i thla an laklai nang i um ve chie am ?

(6)   Indona a thi i ti khah nang am i unaupa lem ?.

(7)   Motor pahni an inbaw  i hmu thu i hril a. Anleh an inbaw lai tak khan ieng anga kar hla am an nih a ?.

(8)   I naulutir chuh pasal ani noh i tih a, an leh mi iem ana?.

(9)    Doctor kanih i tih a,post mortem i thaw hlak thu i hril bok a. Anleh i at hai chuh mithi vong an ni ?.

  

15. Sipai tlaktlailo deu hi a um a.Ama chuh ienglaikhoma a ruolhai buoipui a ngai hlak lei in a ruolhai a sukbuoi  in a suk sawl hlak. Asan chu – hmuntriuma an um chang hin a tri thei em em a, zana hlak in thei ngailo. A ruolhai hin an mengpui hlak. Hmun ralmuonga an um chang hlak hin a muong nawk taluo a. A hei zal ta hin chuh a in nghal hlak a, tho nachang hlak chuh hre tangailo. Breakfast huna hai ala tho ngainaw lei in a ruolhai in an hung lak pek hlak. Hmun rinuma an um chang hlak hin rinum a ti taluo a, hmun inhoia an um chang hlak chun inhawi a ti nawk taluo bok. Ram luma an um chang hlak chun lum ati taluot lei in a ruol hai hin an zap a ngai zing hlaka. Ram deia an um chang hlak chun dei ati nawk taluo a a lum zo naw lei in a ruolhai in an puon an inthuo sa hlak. Patrolinga an fe  a bu an nghei chang hlak chun a tramsawl hlak lei in a ruolhai in an zawn hlaka, barakhana an nei chang hlak chun a fak rawn lei in a khop taluo a an luok hlak.
16.  Trumkhat chu Chemtattepu nuhmei khan a pasal khah chem a tat sawka. Chuonga vadungte a chem a tat lai chun a pasal AK-47 cheptu Kaikuong bok khah beiseina insang tak leh a hung a. Tuta hma a a chep khah hei chep nawk a tum leh a hmu tanoh a.Kaikuong beidong chun- “Eheu, a hmasa khan ka lo chep bul taluo a ni hi tie” a ti taringot.
17.  Kohran upa pakhat hin Bawng nene sawr a tuma. A bawngpui chuh a hel deu a. Sawr tuma a hei inthrung chau leh a bawngpui chun a malpui a hung kheng a, a lungsen chun a bawngpui ke chuh ban leh a khitde a. Hei sawr nawk a tum leh a bawngpui ke khitnaw na tieng chun a hung kheng nawk pei lei in a ke pakhat khomchuh ban leh a khitde nawka.  Sawr a hei tum nawk leh a bawng mei chun a hmai a hung hlap a. Chuphingleh a bawng mei khom chuh tukropah a khai. Bawngpui hnunga chun a ngira,a khengna a malpui chuh hei en tumin a dierkei chuh a hei hlim laitak chun a nuhmei a hung thut ela. A nuhmei lungsen taluo chun iengkhom hril set set lo chun a pa hai intieng a zam dai a,sum an van suo taringot.
18.  A bau a thu hle ni’ng atih. A inlengpa chun a ruolhai kuomah “vosuna ka va leng na pa chuh hmaisana kan hai titi zet chuh ek-pheka hmai zap ang anih” atih.
19.  Negro tlangval chi changa an hril le sap pakhat chi chang ve tho hih tu’m an chi a chang ti competition an siema. Kel pakhat ve ve hih an peka. Hun iemani chen hnunga chun an hung inlawi a. Sap pa chun kelte 5 lai a hung hawn a, negro pa ruokchun pahni chau a hung hawn ela. Mi hai chun mak an ti hle a. A san an hang in don chun negropa chun “A chal annawm in mi pek”

      atih.

20. Teacher -  I hming iemana ?.

New Student ----  La la la la lal si  si si si siem li  li li lien.

Teacher ----I hming a sei em el Lalsiemlien ti in ko el kan che (dang inawk anih ti hrelo me chuh).

  

21. Naupang :-  An pa thlai suong lai kuomah “Pa, ka u hih, sawn a pai nawk an ta

                         rek aw.

    An pa :-    A remchang ani chuh, sawnman va la unla chi le tel hung inchaw

                     malam nghal ro. 

22. Tunnesse rama Memphis khawmi H.E.Mann chun a bawnglienchi te tuktin a lienglova a put a, khawlai a lengpui zie hlak a. Chuong ang zing chun kum 10 sung a thaw. Tuk khat thil el a zo lo thut thu  um nghal lo chuh  a bawng a hung puitling a kgs. 304 a hung ni chen khom chun a thaw pangngai in a la leng pui zing. Ka hei ngai tuo a  Olympic a weight lifting a lawman la hai khan Kgs 200 bawr vel ana an dom hlak khah. Bawng put pa formula hin thaw ve in la olympic a hai lawman ei lak ve el thei naw ding maw ?.

23. D.M.Collegeah kan kai lai a kan ruolpa Paukhawlam (tu hin chuh kohran upa ani tah in ka hriet)  khan  mithienghlim lawr (rapture) a paltlang thu a mi hril. A bei chuh a dong hle el. College chawl in an khuo ah a zu fe a. Zingkar a hei tho chuh an ina chun a sunghai tukhom an lo um tanoh a,an bubel thuka insuong lai hlak chuh a lo kang ut a,an in hlak chuh ar in an lo sip el.  Tuol a hei suok hlak chun an venghai tukhom hmu ding um talo. An panthlang hai in a zu en leh an kawtkhar inkhar lova lo um ani lei in an in chuh ar in an lo sipa, an thuka mei hlak chuh alo chok bok si. Ama chun mithienghlim lawr (raptrure) an ti chuh ani ta ngei awm a  lawr salo ah an ngai  lei in thlapahng le lung phu inrang deuva in phu dut dut hin a uma.  An venga misuoldeu Mr…… , lawr sa lo dinga a ngai hai inah a va fe leh tukhom a va hmu bawk sinoh. A beidong in van tieng a hei thlira, ieng tikam mei le kat a hung tla ding ti in thlaphang tak chun hun iemani chen a thlir.

          A hnungah thil umdan a hei hriet chun – Mizoram buoilai kha ana,an veng kha veng kilkhawr deu anih a, ama riekna khah an in extention anih a. Zingkar inhma deu khan India sipai an lo hunga, mi popo muolveng tienga fe khawm ding an ti lei khan sipai hai chun an lo khalkhawm hih alo nih a. Ama riekna khah sipai hai khan an lo hmunaw lei khan an lo hriet fuk naw alo nih.

24. Mr. Sasang khah Santing khuo ah Motor Cycle in a zu fe a,a khawmi hai chun motorcycle an viokhat hmu na anih. A hei tlan vel chuh hrat anti in an en nuom em em. Papui pakhat chun “ava mak in a va hei tlan hrat emem” a hei tih a. A bula umpa chun “kei chuh mak ka ti der noh, ei ni khom ei mongkuoa meikhu suok rak khopin tlan in la ieng lei in am hrat naw bik ei ta ?” a tih.
25. Uisa le thingthupui suong hih an hril chuh ka hriet tah a,ka la thawsin nawh.